Just slap 'em! That stupid ass Burt's bees ad with the fucking Doo dab scat bullshit. All those Comedy Central commercials for that Charlamagne Tha God arrogant, instigator creep including the female voice over whom I have no idea what language shes even speaking. The UnitedHealthcare Medicare Advantage Wow, Uh Huh ad. Lip synching Janis Joplin with my mouth open as fucking wide as I can! Online datingI wanted to get back into dating but didnt know where to start? Like its tennis or something. And the creepy bridesmaid is the same know it all chick from the Sling ad. I want to punch his fry-face, repeatedly. About 8 summers ago I moved house after 24 years - the packing was an endless nightmare - a really stressful summer. Aww, I love dancing fool Ashley and her parents at their breakfast table in the "money dance" commercial. She needs slapped off of TV! For more information, please see our Than I think later on he was on Ex On the Beach with one of the girls he hooked up with on Big Brother. WELL - they have topped themselves - a long torturous commercial about the poor dogs used for Dog Fights - holy fancy Moses - I wish I could help them all but that commercial is enough to make you run from the room! Are these all regional commercials? R106, and please make TLC stop showing the ads for Dr. Pimple Popper!! What Can Your Smile Do? sums up a TV commercial from Colgate, depicting the experience of a young boy who is visually impaired and boarding a school bus. Is the boy in the Colgate commercial blind? And has she just sold the car they are riding in? And I don't need a speech impediment to be adoRable. *Patients receive a discount when you recommend through Colgate Professional Direct. Call today to see if you're entitled to your MAH-NAY!". WHO the fuck is ruining that Beatles song "From Me To You" ??? . By all means, ruin the memories of a classic tv sitcom theme by hijacking it to sell shitty food and watered down drinks. Love, The momma who relates 33 Share I was loving the Larry David commercial until I realized it was a spot for fucking bitcoin. Subsequently, Who is the girl in Crest 3D White commercial? Even more depressing when you realize you're the senior citizen they're aimed at. The cloying grilled cheese Kraft American cheese commercials. While making goofy faces at a little girl with a sock puppet, her smile catches the eye of another passenger. He annoys me more than the "Heroes in Film" book club lady. The Julia Roberts Lancome commercial - she doesn't say one word, and that big smile looks maniacal. in those awful commercials isn't even funny. What are these Mad Men (and women) snorting? Glad the law requires them to list all the adverse reactions you can have. It seems that the new Aidy Bryant commercial for old Navy, looks like the road company of Disney's Fantasia. He's a filipino with q bad filipino accent. And she'll never have to do another acting gig in her life. I hate the Wendy's fries commercial where they compare them to McDonalds and for some reason there is loud grating scream. Was it her car? Learn More. As she walks across the stage, the audience welcomes her with applause. The spot features a Beauty 13 Feb Colgate Optic White Renewal Jeggings Throwback Commercial by Vincent The Meta/Facebook VR goggles ad with the unbeknownst to them neighbors. Flyover land? The Celebrity X Cruise line commercial (which would would be the last fucking place I would think of being), with the actor singing What a Wonderful Word in an excruciatingly disturbing vocal fry. I heard Charles Barkley say he wouldn't be surprised if Shaq started doing ads for tampons! and the kid answers "I know". Abnormal muscle tone. Either stop ironing, you twat waffle, or iron when you aren't watching the show. What is going ON HERE??? Kids' toothpastes, toothbrushes and mouthwashes are designed for growing mouths, and have fun characters and colors that make brushing fun! What is the plot line of the [Appleby's?] Cleaner taste. If either of them were attractive it would be homoerotic. That blonde woman in her car giving us a look like she knows weve been discussing her constipation. The commercials are offensive where a white woman brags to black friend how she loves the bubble maker. He must have zero T-cells left. I'm the cute one now. Some ad for medication - with a teen and his uncle. Search the Oral Care Center for articles and videos to help you care for you and your family's smiles at every stage. Lost them to or he drove them to? I just want to go over there and we all end it together by drinking some Guyana punch so we could be put out of our misery already. Outdoor adventure "bonding" weekend with his wife's male relatives - he ends up doing a very nasty belly flop offstage. I don't know if it is a.regional spot but that Marshall's Mrs Claus commercial where she is gleefully shopping and throwing a Christmas party runs non stop! The commercial is just plain weird. This is the exciting part!. That Joie de Hooha add with the stupid bitch wagging her fat, yeast-free cunt around in a yoga class. Just beyond wrong! And a Western Omelette! I have to navigate my mom's medical situation, all Medicare brings is an extra monthly healthcare fee (taken out of your Social security), extra payments for blood tests and medications denial. Hes doin more than a dollop of Daisy, Ill tell ya that much. The Hanes commercial with the guy hawking "ball-ance." Cleaner teeth.\r3 ways clean is Colgate clean!\r\rHelp fight decay with Colgate!\r3 ways clean is Colgate clean! Even Jon Stewart these days, all he does is scold people in Congress or Wall Street. James Harrison from high school?" I despise the ads for Big Lots with Eric Stonestreet and Molly Shannon. Like the old one he did wasnt bad enough - ITS FREEEE! Can barely understand a word he says. The more I think about that Hungry Root commercial the more pissed off I get. Very contrived and arrogant to give that much credit to a metal box with wheels. Or is the mom just telling the kid the Fred Sanford juice is actually a form of milk?. Old lady "Martha" and her Medicare Open Enrollment commercial. The black gal covets and gives longing eyes to the other gal. And the women pooping commercial is incredibly misogynistic. There are two versions of the exact same commercial - one with Covid masks and one without masks. That Keeps commercial with the guy who looks like Byron Allen with a gheri curl or probably just 80s Byron Allen. Please click here to update your account with a username and password. If you watch the Ricky Gervais series, "After Life", you get a real glimpse at the type of person who adores Kevin Hart. Google Fi. She is not attractive or a spokesperson I believe. Brushing & Flossing Teeth Whitening Nutrition & Oral Health Adult Oral Care. Welcome to Colgate Professional Direct. Khloe was with Lamar and by far the most interesting girl on the show. It's basically a department store, like Marshalls, they sell discounted high end items. "So we're dancing now? Some say the Mother says "Happy Birthday" and others say she says "Happy First Day" as in his new job. Nothing is everythang!! Help me I'm old. yells: "James??? Pet smart does Oliver!, The cruise line commercial that features a dark, gothic, scary rendition of "What a Wonderful World.". Its a myth circulating on the internet referring to different products : cosmetics, toothpaste tubes, etc. Is he somebody? Like the weeping thumb on the Botox commercial who weep, weep lost his husband. Also I think one of their taglines was something like "Now you never have to stop working!" "I'm a Gainiac,Gainiac! Cringe-worthy stupidity. Stupid skinny Millennial cunts. The commercial . I could totally see Weird Al turning lemons into lemonade with that wet teddy bears commercial. Other products worth mentioning are 3M Oral Care Clinpro Tooth Crme Anti Cavity Toothpaste and Colgate Sensitive Toothpaste. TheraBreath 24-Hour Fresh Breath Toothpaste. So, will the two 9-1-1 cast members ever get together in a romantic way? I am fucking creeped-out by that psychotic Ambient-dream horror show commercial for Montefiore/Einstein Children's Hospital with the obnoxious soundtrack filled with people singing off-key, and the little girl rushing her stuffed unicorn to the ICU. The ever present, "Darling, I spent $60,000 on a car without discussing it with you". What are the early signs of cerebral palsy? I don't have cable anymore, but I went to visit family a month ago and they had cable so I saw lots of commercials. On her cap is something like "Thanks Starbucks.". He has his eyes closed. There's a Colgate commercial with a little boy who's blind and he gets on the school bus and makes new friends. I'd love to see "bad actor" in the buff. In one of them, she accosts a cashier at work LMAO. He's entirely too grown up to be offering the adorable teddy bear blanket as thanks for contributions. I know it's petty but there you have it. As I type this at 2:30 am Aidy Bryant is dancing around in her Old Navy commercial. Her tone of voice is such an infuriating combination of smug and gotcha! MONROVIA - At 10 AM of Thursday, November 4, 2021 in Central Monrovia, a visually impaired (blind) boy's right hand's thumb skipped over keys of a mobile phone in his left hand. r468- maybe it's a call back to his DY-NO-MITE? Applebee's playing the fucking Cheers theme song. I've never posted on one of these threads, but this Grocery Outlet ad has driven me past every last one of my limits. The Rakuten commercial using "Whatta Man" by Salt n' Peppa. The ad is way too short to be annoying. I do like that tidepod commercial with the sassy cookie smelling dad. R378 and R381: I can't figure out what either of those weird commercials is trying to convey. That fucking guy who wont stop singing about his grilled cheese. Now if I could get some semen stained speedos, tele-buggery interests me. Just saw another stupid TeleDoc ad, though, that's not the name of the particular service in the commercial. Lil Nas is a fairly new performer, he must keep up his momentum, but Elton?! From his point-of-view heading out of store across parking lot a gay-voice bearded employee (cart guy?) Oh, please. The Kia robo-dachshund did it for intern Prancer and me. That super irritating warbling VOICE, some assholes thought it was Dolly singing, it's NOT! Any commercial jumping on the new bandwagon: incorporating a stupid TikTok video in it. I want to hit them with a snow shovel! WTF is the point of the ridiculous Progressive ad with the father and son douchebags in a store while the son tries on jeans? So instead of a standard voice-over ad telling us all the miraculous miracles one will find in each bottle, now we have random "actual Prevagen users" going on and on about the miraculous miracles they've found in each bottle. And that fucking song. She must be a millionaire. Yes, R69, ALL the prescription drug commercials! How many fucking Holocaust survivors are remaining in Russia??? At first, I thought it was Steve Zahn but it's not. Young woman, her face drenched with tears says "My auntie called me, she said 'uncle's had a heart attack.' Colgate Oral Care Center. . All Rakuten commercials but particularly this one. It seems more like a cry for help on suicide watch. Awful. Ugh that new Christmas JC PENNY ad with the old woman who looks like Carol Channing with big black glasses everyone is dancing and merry making through JC Penny. To the tune of12 Days of Christmas - everything is Cha Ching.. Theres no hidden meaning, the squares are called eye marks and are used as a visual cue for the machinery to indicate where to cut the material. That fucking commercial gets aired every 10 minutes it seems. Wonder if Mick Jagger and Keith Richards ever imagined their music being in TV ads, then again, they didn't compose that song, still, theirs is the most recognizable version. Agreed, R282. By the time I grabbed the remote to turn on the sound, the ad was done, so I can't judge the "quality" of the ad. If I dont ever see it how can I hate it too? Any commercial with obnoxious little twat Kevin Hart. First of all that comment was posted..well its literally the 24th comment and youre so offended by the Byron Allen comparison you had to post all these threads later? Or a T-shirt that says This T-Shirt is a MITZVAH! The rest of him more than makes up for it. Although, I will never give patronage to a business that needs to tell me it's queer owned or makes an ethical judgment of the people who aren't-but-should-but supporting it. Insurance companies, big pharma and Medicare have to account for more than half of all commercials. and they don't have annoying crinkling when you move, etc. I wish Pepto would bring back the Country Western version. How he keeps from wandering into traffic every day is beyond me. which she proceeds to do. is used for some teeth whitening product. And a trailer for a movie opening on Valentine's Day. ANYTHING for yooooou! . Lil' Nas has great delivery. R95, don't forget Starbucks. Christ the new car commercial where a school band plays really bad. He checks, nods dramatically, and then helps himself to all of the asparagus. The way he pronounces and emphasizes the word MONEY, is so cartoonishly maniacal youd think he was planning a way to get into Scrooge McDucks vault. If he is in a FB Group, it is frightening to think of the people like him who populate it. Theyre cringe-inducing and they all look like theyre from the same advertising team. Thank God they've stopped running the Shriners commercial. The yeast infected yoga-bitch and her Joie de Hoo Ha make me want to shoot the television. What hes sniffing are basketball shorts. The weirdest denial was: "Medicare doesn't have a contract with the Pharma company which manufacturers that medication, your mom will need to change her medication." It appears to be a serious commercial. May he just needs to open them. The stupid announcer and all those actors repeating what he just said. I cannot STAND how commercials chop up songs to save time! Bell replaces actress Brooke Shields in this role, who had been the brand ambassador . She dances like some cruiseship performer. If you experience an accessibility-related issue, please email[emailprotected]. Smell my drawers!". He makes me hate whatever he's selling. I'm totally despising any of the virtue signaling ads from Target lately. May he just needs to open them. Love the Uber eats ads. That preachy commercial about getting rid of your guns when you know someone in your household is suicidal. Get ready for little nugget Kaleb to step up. Especially when they adapt/reuse some old hit song. and then we see the front door of a house with arms and legs sticking out of it, attempting to fend off a delivery man. Ive noticed Expedia had pulled out their Rashida Jones commercials. Makes me throw up in my mouth a little. I hate that ugly little queen and his dirty bathroom. The Burger King commercial with the guy whispering ASMR style about buy one get a second for a dollar. Yeah the Amazon commercials where they brag about paying people something resembling a living wage. 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