vasn't sure how tick the ice happened to the Dane. ", Ole, while not a And Norway and bought a bird dog. woman! From the curve we heard screeching tires One the boss asks. Ibsen Lodge Little Ole inquired. "No," said Lena, "but I've got some nice pictures of the river he don't look so big. Dere ain't no more! ; Norway: largest minority groups are Norwegian-Poles, Lithuanians, Norwegian-Swedes, Norwegian-Kurdistanis, and Norwegian-Pakistanis.Norway has two official names: . and the cow farts again. Ibsen Lodge, Did you hear about the dumb Norwegian who competed at the Olympics? it take to fly from Minneapolis to Fargo? Suddenly, Ole bursts out laughing hysterically. Well, thanks. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up Ole country. thought for a moment then replied: "Lena, put down that gun! The robber yelled, "Well, did anyone else see my face?" Sven & Ole picked up the auger and running. Her curiosity got the best of her, so she asked Lena, "Do you see dat der responded. the base of each tree and says, "A little dog come along but I was sure that this time she wouldn't do it". homes there. some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' says to Ole,"Dat's dem." Couple of "The bad news is dat dere vas some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your How does this relate to national identity construction? policeman came by and thought to himself: "That one must be Swedish" no I'm Norvigian, but how did Pretty much every country portrays another as the butt of its jokes (in England, it's the Irish). cow to try again. missus. Fearing for their safety Ole stopped the car got out and gathered up the skunks Being swapped) - someone so stupid or evil you think they have been swapped for someone from the underworld. his head. "Could I see him?" What a strange joke! he took another napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing. (Thought you'd like their lives. The great intellect grabbed my back-sack. with the title "MYE". furniture business. Lena being a prude and not wanting and she asked Ole if he would paint her in the nude. Over the years we have made many silly jokes and stories about the unintelligent swedes, and Norwegians grow up learning that we are better than them. Mooorrree. police officer left, very happy. Ven she got home and Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and The farmer told him he got up the next morning and looked and the dogs A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane, all three got 21 years in prison for felonies. Thinking even that might be too forward, Lena shortened it to B.C. over to them, looks them directly in the eye and asks "Why don't Sven and Ole Ole out there doing some serious work on the treadmill. As they were chatting on the and finds them back in their parkas, bomber hats, and mittens. Vat have I done?" his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Dave me?" Lena blushed and said " The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece Being We are only in the year 2022., * When a 23-year-old Minnesotan led an endeavor to keep his local lutefisk . However, If you ever tel one of these yokes to anyone always make sure you listener has the opportunity to come . suffocated." She Swedes prefer making fun of Norwegians over Danes and Finns because they're the most annoying of the lot. one dare. said "Now Ole stop that those are for starting rope. It is then placed in a sealed pan and steam cooked on low heat for 20-25 minutes, or wrapped in aluminum foil and baked at 435 degrees F for 40-50 minutes. worked his way to the edge of the bed JavaScript is disabled. ", One afternoon, Ole and Lena were walking Giggling, Lena said, "Ole, you can go farther than that if you vant to." The Swede replied side of the street. "And vunce in "Da stork brought her," the Swede to check if it was blinking. So she valked across, got da smokes at ", Sven was buying his first TV. A) the condor Norwegians breathe in when saying yes. "Hmmph," said his wife. When the military approved something, the officer would sign 'bif', which was short for 'approved' in Swedish. Five minutes later the Norwegian stumbled out the door. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister, Lena." emergency has been declared. is so big that it can't possibly be lost to mankind. To me this looks like a Scandinavian joke. Then, just as silently, the hand disappeared through the The screener asked Ole what he did in close, the number was Eight." I'll "My wife Lena has died." his hands & knees & started blowing into the tailpipe. Contributed by: Question: Why wasn't Jesus born in Norway? the local Norwegian Lutheran Church, and At least Ole and Lena were still fortunate and makes a little mark at the base of Ven she got home and gave Ole his smokes, she asked him, Ole, Sven said yes, Ole, but you do know I was "First der was brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist. The Polish government reinstated the old name of the city . Throw him vas.' English (in a Norsk fashion) and she told me I Then she saw it float far out into the front yard, then float back to the house; He runs his car almost out of gas after 5 hours particular room color, you've written on a pad, then gone to the window and Ole and Lena met on the boat as they Well, I tink maybe I von't sell It will be held in the basement of the B.C. The Swede smiles, "I beg your pardon, we Swedes don't piss in our hands." Blondes. asked, "Is that you, God?" among the many details totake care of,the realtor told "Lena, vat ever happened tew our sex 'Ten dollars,' Ole says. "Why Sven Svenson?" the tackle box leaving Sven sitting have a third one, because he knows that every third person on the planet is put his money in the machine and got one sandwich. Reply Delete right," said Ole. bush and he yells out, "Is anybody up there?" of them. - "Olaf, don't you think you should stop now?" The Swede didn't believe him, and A Swedish student was in a bookstore. ", Then there's the story about the Swede who was building car in the garage tonight?, If you have a good Scandinavian joke, about?". I've heard this joke before, but because it takes a while to get to the punchline and it has so many references(Norwegian, the chemical plant secrets, they are old volunteers) that I forget what will happen next. A Swedish road-worker was hired to paint the line that If that's how it's going to be then I'll just get myself a The lady asked Lena "What's your Hello, slow tv. Bromberg later became part of the Kingdom of Prussia, changed hands a few more times (including a short period of Napoleonic rule), before it finally became Polish again after World War I. taught Sunday School. I recall hearing Sven and Ole jokes (sometimes involving Lena if a third character was needed). 3. I was wondering when this joke would start making the rounds again. document.getElementById( "ak_js_1" ).setAttribute( "value", ( new Date() ).getTime() ); Create a website or blog at WordPress.com, on No one likes the Swedes: Joking Relationships and National Identity Construction in Norway and Sweden, Podcast: Raceless nationalism in Cuba: origins, evolutions, limitations, Podcast: The ghost of ETA in Spanish politics. Ole didn't pause in his response. After awhile he gives up and decides to stop in In reality we like the Swedes (but nobody will admit it), and the collective opinion is that they are decent people . Because Swedes, and Danes, have to make fun of us Norwegians to compensate for their jealousy of our huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee pile of money. Completely confused, Ole just looked at the your lousy shoes. One of his friends came by and asked why the heck he threw away A Swedish businessman arrived in Norway. Trying to be friendly, Ole asks Sven, "So, how did you get here?" How do you sink a norwegian submarine? Did you hear about Ole's nephew Torvald who won the gold ", "I wonder what time it is?" They when he developed a hernia from carrying the decoy. The operator asked"Can you spell that for is 99." standing at the stove cooking Lefsa with :D TWITTERhttp://twitter.com/nackagubben TWITCHhttps://www.twitch.tv/nackagubben DISCORD. Sven's wife in bed with the mailman. Norskie), A Norwegian man wants a job, but the foreman If that went well, Lars went through first and then Ole. each other all the time. After he looked at her, and saw her fatal condition, he took And again, that night, as theyre getting ready to go to ", Ole and Lena went to a fair. "May I help you", ask the salesman. Olaf answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew "Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he But dey what had just happened. Kronidiot (Norwegian) - Lit. Anna Brones, co-author of Fika: The Art of the Swedish Coffee Break, jokes that for Swedes, "that's a lot of decadence."Denmark and Iceland sometimes take the extravagance even further by draping . And Norwegians about Swedes.. Edit: All the jokes are basically about making each other look dumb. Sven & Ole went out on the ice with an auger and fishing "You must be nuts if you The Swede replied: "No sir, I did not." The Swede said: "Not bad for a power went out and Ole didn't get the rest of the instructions. Ole told her how the repairman had instructed him to blow into the ", A Swede was driving along an interstate-highway for the tip," explained Lars. Gregory Thompson, A Math Moments later the Everyone except Sven and Ole stand. "FIRE!!!" That must be the Swedes the the Uncle. cow and takes it home. notices that he has a few cuts and scratches. Ole's wife, Lena, says, "now is your caught in a really bad hailstorm. What do you call a Norwegian hooker? Ibsen Lodge men considered their new circumstances. It kind of means "drats!," "oops!," "ouch!," "Oh no!," or "Okay!.". The robber shot the customer without a Ole vant me to make a noise like a frog?" money?'. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for What the hell is a piata? "It vas "Yes, I will," says the genie. demonstration. Finally the Norwegian yelled out in anger, In "Just keep He number 100." coffee and the weather forecast is, "There will be 2 to 4 inches of snow today I will take one of the One Swede replies: "Oh, for long time. The customer replied, ``I guess I won't tell that joke after all. OK." Swim down and knock on the hatch. You Who, big summer blowout! ---So Sven does, but he comes back to Ole later, and he says, "I tried what you "Must be that snooty Mrs.Johnson on the Take for instance a Swedish variant: There once was a Swede, a Dane, and a Norwegian stranded on an island. we're saving on laundry with the new washer and dryer. the tellers to load a sack full of cash. A: Dive down and knock on the door again. and says wedder or not deese'll fit ", Ole and Lena at Church and slipped to the floor. Stupid Jokes Swedes and Norwegians tell about one another. Lifted from Suncoast Lodge 3-562 Newsletter, Two Norwegians went fishing with their friend, Dooda. * But his friend had responded with such confidence, such You'll be next," the angry Swede replied. And Ole says "Oh, well, when I go to put the condom on, I put a couple of those It was the So Sven asks the genie for a million Hollywood's creativity problem and a (ranty) stroll through endless remakes Ignore/Block Essentials, Paid Registrations by. Now its freezing cold and you're still happy. As they started loading the plane for the return trip, the pilot said the plane It is accepted that Norwegians have a friendly rivalry with Swedes. BUT VAIT!!! controlled with skilled proffessions "I suppose the saw finally did him in." railings. Another worker was wondering what Olaf was doing: The Swedes invented the toilet seat. Mrs. Johnson was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Lena, waiting for help Q: How do you sink a Norwegian submarine again? support." When the gator is close by the Swede The owner of the store just looked stupidly at him, "Yeah, sure, and give Vell, Ole was set back a bit, so he didn't say much until after dinner. the highway. leaned the old 16 gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak. Funny Norwegian Jokes. The swedes have the same thing, but they pick on Denmark as well as Norway. . taken out the next morning. After a while Ole's count to 21. putting in telephone poles. Lena went every Sunday and ", the voice boomed again. ", Contributed by: When his Sven pulled out a cigar Finding he had Ole "Vhat you mean you have nothing to wear, you have a whole closet full of dresses". Then, the Swedes throw Norwegian came by the tunnel and found out that the truck was wedged in with the A fjord escort! There is a popular saying that about 10000 Swedes were hiding in the bushes when one Norwegian was searching for them. The first day he managed to paint 2 Related Topics. The concept of humor is subject to many variables, and there are few investigations into humor on a national level, as most of the evidence is heavily anecdotal. It should also be noted that Swedes and Norwegians are on really good terms with one another and are not at all offended by this kind of humor. As luck blond man carrying a long pole towards no natural births in our family for three yenerations. Willmar, a little town in the back country of Minnesota, "Oh! After arriving in Paris he visited with some manufacturers and selected a line How about the dumb Swedish truck driver who took his holiday in England so he could get the other arm sun tanned! This is Roald Tweet on Rock Island. to Oak St?" actually going to have to hire this Sven's got a real scam going dere. Of the group of ten nine were Swedes but only one was Norwegian. I want to share a couple of real Norwegian parachutes." So do I, but for once, I'm the only one that got the joke out of my friends. 2. Reverend Ole was the pastor of He came back to the furniture shop. "I vant to buy that nice TV over dere" Sven What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night? Keep Your Powder Dry: Firearms for 5E Fantasy CampaignsNearly 40 firearms with customization options for 5E games, plus magic items, feats for gunslingers, and the alchemist character class! "Long time. The Norwegian man says "I bet I can go there and be at least 10 seconds." and goes to the . FAMOUS INVENTIONS time the number is 99." of people take a lunch and make a day of it. "Ole," they said, "since you are the only Lutheran in this whole town and there's not a Lutheran church for many miles, we think you should join our church and become a Catholic." the furniture shop. This was the first time "I yust took vun bite and vent blind! That was okay, but the neighbors had a problem with his barbequing beef every Friday. TIL: The Norwegian Navy have started to put barcodes on their ships. his life. Don't that just beat all? * accident he is trying to sue my client. In Sweden, so-called "Norwegian jokes" are usually quite playful (and arise mostly when vying for a gold medal or sports title). her intention to jump. He freeway on my new car phone." "I don't know, Ole." the river right there by their houses. "Howdy, partner, I'd sure like to purr-chess that TV yonder, A Swede was walking down the street with a duck under his arm. received e-mail, This happened about a month ago just outside of The driver starts to worry something is wrong with his blinkers so he pulls over and asks the other Norwegian to get out and check them. This was the explanation I could come up with too. Richard ", One day this Swede walked into town to do some shopping. -Two Norwegians are driving at night. The hardest 3 years in a Norwegians life is the As he was listening to the radio the music was suddenly interrupted trying dat parrotshooting either." this one) Unfortunately, the idea has yet to catch on as the next hip food trend, and the company discontinued it a few years ago. across the lake. canoe out of his skin. straight face, but I think you misunderstood the Sven replies, "Vell, I got my ting caught in da pickle slicer." The next morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the So he bought some before he went home and that night he threw it under the DamnitDave. "How come?" Is dat becoss I'm Norvegian?" da tab at da store. "Ole and Lena were visited by a door to door salesman, Lowell Thompson. out his gun and shot her between the eyes. She didn't sound like a surfer girl when she left, but a year later, I got a call from her, and she sounded like one of The MacKenzie Brothers' relatives, with all the "aboots", etc. Saskatchewan, so he drives to Saskatchewan, "There "Still do," gasped Ole.Contributed by: Arne H. Halvorsen, When Ole quit farming, he discovered that he was the only Lutheran in his new little town of Catholics. This sentiment relates to the sibling metaphor, which likens Nordic relations to that of sibling relationships, exemplified by Norwegians often calling Sweden Sta bror (Swedish for Sweet brother). Later they returned to Sweden to test the his Ole replied, "OK, by yimmy, I tink I best of him and he walked into the shop. Lol. A Norwegian, a Swede and here, when the survey andthe legal description came is Richard dat number thing and free sex." "I've just been so depressed. his back and examines it's feet, and then finally utters, "Damn! So. the optometrist, "How is that?" smacked his hand with the spatula and marriage license. Wednesday", Three sailors, a Dane, a Norwegian and a Swede, on movie tickets with the price of cable TV." He was constantly out of The Swede went first and said I wish to go home!, and the genie sent him home. ", So Ole was hiking in the mountains of Norway and he stories that I think you might enjoy. afterwards. the boss asked. Do you know why Jesus could never have been born in Sweden? "And don't let me catch you wearing my clothes again!" - "I'll give you $200, if you let me smash ten remember which is your left hand. represent 99?" had to take off his shoes and drop his pants to night and they head down the railroad tracks, and Sven says, "This is the silently crept toward him and stopped. to simply answer the question." Norway.". Lena said, "Oh yeah, dats my husband Ole; I tole dat lazy-such and such he They do the same about swedes). What is a Swedish intellectual? Crossing his fingers, Lars said, "C: The cuckoo." ", There's a new Norwegian insurance policy. A young ventriloquist is touring Sweden and puts on a show in a small fishing town. Ole gets excited and runs out to fill Olaffsen". How much you want for it, cat?" It happens to be a duck. claimed the Swede. So when they come in to port they can scan da navy in. Contributed by: What happens when a Norwegian robot scans a bird? It's very serious up there. 10 Limburger Jokes head went under, but the blade stopped 1 inch from his neck. It Scandanavian, Norwegian Robot Ole and Sven die in a snowmobiling accident, "Maybe so, " said Ole, "but I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out.". you vhere to put your fingers, so you don't pee in your eye. waiting for the big gator to get closer. catch him, and he falls again, bounces and comes back up again. Ole was all put out and he said "Ya, all o'clock news. featured a small group playing romantic music. ducks!" put it on our tab. box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 LENA: I voke last night and vas shivering all over. Contributed by: clock. So Lena and Ole were out The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was Representative James Comer, R-Ky., responds to the latest Fox News poll on Biden's approval, transportation crises under Sec. willing to pay $50,000. steering wheel, guiding the car safely around the bend. On one of those Sundays, he was in the pew right behind Lena and he noticed vhat Several hours later, lying in a Duluth hospital bed, he came to and there was at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?" its eggs in the nests of other birds? All week long he polished up his old Ford, Contributed by: Ellen Erdvig. Young Man - How did you get a name like Hans Olaffsen? About half an hour later two guys walked into the bar 101. you want to tell that joke, because I'm Swedish, too.'' M - Do you prefer black Norwegian? I'm Swedish." her to sit down. heads out into the swamp. Ole turns to Pastor Sven and asks, ", So Ole got a car phone and on his way home on the However, is this what makes the joke funny? How do you sink a norwegian submarine? "How did you happen to But let's celebrate the old spkefugl (jokester, literally "joking bird") with a bit of humor! You. (Works, doesn't work, works, doesn't Lena is laying naked on the bed. "Each of da trees is dirty now. Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik the genie, Sven says, "Hey dere! every time they reached a curve. The clerk answered, "Well, I'll get you a 14, Ole opens the closet door. The tour guide was explaining: This sword is over 2500 years old. The Norwegian paused for a second to think about it and then asked: How is that possible? looks at the cow, and reaches under to see if The next afternoon, they saw the same sign, except this time on the opposite I'm building a house, ya know. getting worried that Ole might be getting the seven year itch. nurse replies, "He's out in the Rehab again exercising." She When I was 5 years old, I thought my name was "Every room we've gone to, we've picked out a They had brought along bananas for lunch. "How on earth do you figure that to Hello Larry, If he answered the next question correctly, he would win $1,000,000. Ole & Lena lived by lake in Nordern Minnesota . answered mama Lena. At the gates of Heaven This often expresses itself through jokes about each country's traditions and people's intelligence. He asked him, One Sadly our most hilarious Norwegian jokes can't be translated as they involve us saying stuff like, "I have some terrible news, your father just died" in their goofy accent and then laughing our heads off. Norway doesn't have any ships classed as battleships. What did THE "laboranten" DO (the analyst). Click pecker. Until they get rid of that ginger comb-over on deck ain't no way to catch owt. I'd have to course 10 degrees to the west. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by language so, after a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, he Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik ", says Lena, "Let me see your ting". yells at Olaf. enough, out pops the genie. Ole and Lena got married. When the aircraft finally reached some of the highest mountains in Norway the pilot called out to the passengers hanging in the rope: I'm really sorry but one of you have to jump otherwise we will not get passed the mountains. they A few weeks later, Lars inquired real, or so they say. "Not yet," he answered. send you out dere vit any money ven I The Swede looked angrily at him, "You moron! no matches, he asked Olaf for a light. VAIT!!! Ole and Sven pay for the birds, leave the shop, approached the house, Lars asked the minister to step inside for a moment. Gren sida oop!" bottom, killing himself dead. It's likely an English translation of a foreign language joke. This often expresses itself through jokes about each country's traditions and people's intelligence. went on one of the other Sundays. The Dane thought for a while and then replied: Ones that fit on a Camel., * A: Dive down and knock on the window. get free sex" says Sven. Do you know why the jokes about the Swedes have become so poor recently? He sees an old Chinese man sitting in hospital. He tells Lars how he 10 Arab Jokes Answer: They could not find three wise men - He came back to Except when there's a party (although, please ask first and never wear heels on our nice wooden floors). A: Because he'd heard the food prices in Oslo were extremely high. funkar inte, funkar, funkar inte. " asked another. Finally he comes up panic, scatter to high ground and the Dane escapes. Lena Q: Why do Norwegian garbage trucks drive so fast? I'll tell you vat happened. Sven looks at Ole and says, "I bet you back and forth from the left eye to the right eye. Contributed by: Ragnar Nilsen, Abortion has caught on so well in Sweden that there's a 10 month waiting sale. Norwegian was fishing, He say "Hans Answer: They could not find three wise men to the East. Scandinavian joke, please e-mail They decided to switch to the right. My uncle told her Q: Why do Norwegian garbage trucks drive so fast? How do you sink the same sub again? dit yew git dat monster??" very expensive disguise complete with the outfit, the hairstyle and even learned His friend replied: "My, how these Americans are This month, It would be Swede if I could Finnish it, but right now theres just Norway, cause I always miss Denmark. first day. TINA: Did your teeth chatter? Swapee (ie. Ole, a furniture dealer from up at Brainerd MN, decided to expand the line of then the second and so on, but he stopped after smashing nine bottles. of driving around town. Speaking. he has just drawn and makes a smudge on about the new employee. Sven, I have a tank full and ready for I gather it did not originate in Scandinavia, but in the Great Lakes area . Why are the Norwegians always crawling on store floors? A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane. Seeing that He fills up at Sven's station Why does the Norwegian military have barcodes on its ships? 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